Lifeline

You are the heartbeat. Tap to flap, thread the gaps, dodge the risk factors — your score is the age you reach. Broccoli helps. The sofa does not.

Lifeline is a cartoon, not a health prediction — no arcade heart was consulted on your actual physiology. For the real number, built on the AHA PREVENT equations with every source cited, try the Heart Age calculator. And if one game a day is more your pace, today’s Ballpark is waiting. Prefer shooting the junk to dodging it? Powerhouse hands the mitochondrion a blaster.